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Right Hand-A-Rama

Masturbation.

Shaking hands with the one-eyed milk man.

Also a (Quality) song by The Network on their album Money Money 2020.
"50 cents cheaper than the real thing
even though it may be a little bit disgusting
can't call a bitch and it ain't got no drama
it's called a new sensation called the right hand-a-rama"

"I don't know why
I don't know why
It sure feels good
most every time"
by The Mighty D June 19, 2007
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Mexican Hand Grenade

When you take a dump into a sock and then throw the sock at a person like a grenade. Usually done after consuming lots of spicy food. Not to be confused with the Mexican Mortar.
Monty ate a lot of Taco Bell today so he decided it was an opportune time to throw a Mexican Hand Grenade at Shane.
by Jameson Vandersnatch September 5, 2011
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secret hand shake

when someone jacks off in public and noone finds out about it
Ryan St.Clair was Secret hand shaking himself during 7th period in public and noone noticed
by Mike from school December 8, 2004
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Hand-Job Bandit

A large, fat, ugly and un-attractive female who preys on drunk teenagers. She waits until said drunk teen passes out at a party where she begins to deliver a handjob to the unexpecting young man. The man then either wakes up and gets rid of the Bandit, or just rolls with it and trys to keep it a secret from all of his friends.

The HJB can also be referred to in numerical form, by using the letters 8-10-2H=8 J=10 B=2
"Oh man, did you hear? Snake got attacked by the Hand-Job Bandit last night!"

"Dont pass out tonight boys.. here comes the HJB."

"Heads up fellas, i just caught word of the 8-10-2 coming to town."
by Ceegster July 5, 2009
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Hillbilly Hand Fishing

Skeeter just done got home from the family reunion and he went hillbilly hand fishing with at least 3 of his cousins
by The Bearded Hippo July 30, 2011
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hand job factory

a girl who gives hand jobs out like it is her job
"Gena is being a total hand job factory tonight."
by balls'nwiena January 10, 2009
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shity hand grenade

Your having sex and you really need to shit, but you dont wanna stop banging her, so u shit in ur hand and slap her in the face.
While haveing sex, Paul really needed to shit so he whiped out the shity hand grenade on the bitch.
by gilli-spree March 10, 2007
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