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Glenbrook Middle School

A fucking shitty prison, located in New Westminster, British Columbia.
The Google Maps page for the school was once hacked and renamed to 'Education factory (we have a microwave)', which was interesting.
The school is well known for students that write the F slur on random stuff.
Mom, I don't want to go to Glenbrook Middle School! The people on Urban Dictionary say it's a 'fucking shitty prison'!
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Nolan Middle School 

A school located in the shit town of fakewood ranch where you’re either a cuntry kid, emo kid, or drug addict, even if it’s just nic. The scores are good but there’s about 20 people in iss everyday and not a single relationship lasts.
“You go to Nolan Middle School? Good luck.”

Oh, you need bud? I can hook you up with someone at Nolan.”

edgewood middle school 

edgewood middle school is located in highland park illinois. worst school ever. it’s filled with rich bitches that don’t care about anything other than popularity and there daddy’s money. they think there funny but the non-popular people hate them. if your not jewish your not cool. there outfits cost $300000 and there houses are as big as russia. if your not super rich, then your considered living on the streets poor. there are so many cliques. the volleyball girls, the popular, the weird kids, the emos, the druggies, etc. if your emo you get made fun of behind your back. there is so much bullying that some people sit in the bathrooms for lunch alone everyday. those rich cunts don’t care about anything other than there lululemon, pink preppy lifestyle, there golden doodles, bullying, and there ugly faces.
girl: you go to edgewood middle school?? i’m so sorry!!

other girl: yeah deerfield is so much better.

Liberty Middle School 

A middle school in the Forsyth County School district located in the city of Cumming, Georgia, first opening it’s doors in 2002. It is also one of the better middle schools in the county with a well-maintained building and good students who actually have common sense.
Liberty middle school is one of the best middle schools in the state, Mr. Hobbs being their best teacher

stem middle school 

A group of ugly ass short white boys who think they hard. Its impossible to not find a bunch of 8th graders stroking each others cocks. The 6th graders are short as shit and are constantly talking about Fortnite and anime titties. The 7th graders are just ugly as shit and most of us are suicidal cuz the lack of entertainment. They place the lunch table next to all of the classrooms and when we even whisper Osama bin laden comes in and goes hulk mode.
you: Bro do you know where I can do drugs with lil kids????
me: yes of course just go to stem middle school

Risdon Middle School 

A nice school with great teachers but some of the most sassy & annoying human beings.

Walking down the hallway you will see a combination of jocks, furrys, LGBTQ people, and regular people who are all weird and piss you off.
Dude 1: Where dya go?
Dude 2: Risdon Middle School
Dude 1: Damn, thats tough. Your schools hella nice though

Kennedy middle school 

A fucking shit show, mr nuno sucks ass and Mrs pussy (posas) is scary asf.