The Jonas Brothers

Since no one wants to give an objective definition that isn't just riddled with blind hate, I've decided to define the Jonas Brothers in a somewhat objective fashion

The Jonas Brothers are a three-man pop band responsible for releasing many beloved songs such as Lovebug and Sucker. They were formed in 2005 and consist of Nick Jonas, wed to Priyanka Chopra-Jonas, Joe Jonas, wed to Sophie Turner and Kevin Jonas, wed to Danielle Jonas. They temporarily split in 2013, but unlike the pop band One Direction, eventually reunited and has since released songs like Sucker and What A Man Gotta Do.

Person 1: I don't get why people hate on the Jonas Brothers so much. They seem pretty normal and their music isn't that bad.

Person 2: They just think it's "co0L" and anti-culture to hate on anything popular.

by TheBirddude October 3, 2022

Simon Jones

A petite ground terrier with vaulting ambition. A penile length of around 5.3 inches, and a height of 5'7. Dangerous rage attacks, often dominating opponents within seconds, finishing dramatically and then escaping consequences. Fluent in arabic, gorilla tongue and english.

'The Simon Jones nearly took me down, but I terminated it with my shlong'

by Nicolas Belkin October 11, 2022

Cayden Jones

Sooooo Smashable and such a big penis id fuck him in a heartbeat

Cayden Jones is so hot

by Cayden smashhh October 14, 2022

Brooke Jones

Brooke Jones is a female character from the book RISK. She is known for being shy and innocent at the beginning of the first book but by the second book, she is tough and leads a rebellion against the world war. Her best friend is Cadence who died of blood loss and she has a boyfriend, Jack who is the only person she loves who's still alive. Brooke is a real fighter and someone who would never give up on her friends

Brooke Jones, stay with me... I love you.

by StudioAlly October 18, 2022

Grandpa Jones

A stereotypical country boy who loves to dance on camera with a fucking banjo.
If you're asking for his age, uhh. Sorry bout' that.

Grandpa Jones is my favourite musician! - Some british person

by this is my pseudonym. barkbark October 26, 2022

juberoni jones

juberoni is a verb used in a sentence when someone is being extremely quiet during Thanksgiving.

He was a juberoni jones when he ate that large turkey.
I took things seriously and I turned on my juberoni jones when I was eating with my family during Thanksgiving.

by Malicious Vicious Viscous Ben November 8, 2022

Aiden Jones

Aiden Jones is known for his big size and is often called a fat ass. He sucks at video games because he is often texting chandler. He is also into Skylar Wilson and can often be found staring at her. He also sounds like a walrus when laughing.

"Look at that fat kid over there" says Noah
"He looks almost as big as Aiden Jones" says Ben Mai

by Ah Jones November 16, 2022