Couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg

A phrase to describe something that's really easy

*some fool messes up something easy*
"you idiot, you couldn't hit a blind man with a broken leg"

by chairmanpingu September 14, 2022

Hit on anyone day

Hit on anyone that starts with a,l,v,c,n

Hey cutie/ and that’s hit on anyone day

by Joosksjsns September 16, 2020

fatty hit

(n) when you hit a fat doobie.

Damn, you took a fatty hit.

by 19modl March 28, 2019

quit to hit

When a girl you work with is so hot you're willing to quit your job to hit it just to avoid the afterdrama.

Christopher: "Damn Max, check out that girl working in meats. She's so hot I'd totally quit to hit."

Ekstrom: "I'd love for her to work my meat department if you know what I mean."

by ekstr0m August 22, 2012

hitted

The past tense of being killed by a hitman.

Person A: What happened to Johnny?

Person B: Oh, he was hitted.
Person C: *silently backs away*

by victim of screenshitting January 28, 2020

National hit up your ex day

October 30th is national hit up your ex day.

“Hey mark, wanna get back together for national hit up your ex day?”

by addylade October 30, 2020

Warm hitted

Warm hitted

You will never taste some cookies as warm hitted as soft chips ahoy cookies

by Nuggetsislife September 30, 2020