Nine hair

A person, typically female who is going bald but still has a Brillo pad hairdo or combover.

Tina is a real Nine Hair with that fuzzy combover.

by Y&•Illuninati April 24, 2015

sitcom hair

Having the hair of a popular 90's sitcom star

Wow, that guy looks like he should be in "my two dad's" with that sitcom hair

by marktween May 10, 2015

hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015

Joise hairs

Hairs on your head more known as baby hairs when your hairs in a ponytail

Wow, your Joise hairs are very noticeable when it humid out.

by Aslgaeecney September 3, 2015

Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016