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Hair Loss

My hair is so that- Oh, shit it is getting a little thin on the front there, um- I'm doing that on purpose!
Hym "It isn't 'hair loss' you idiot. It's SCALP LIBERATION! FOR TOO LONG THE SCALP HAS BEEN LIVING UNDER THE CRUEL THUMB OF THE FOLLICLE! I WILL NO LONGER SIT IDLY BY WHILE MY SKULL FLESH IS RAPED BY THE FOLLICLE SCOURGE!"
by Hym Iam January 11, 2024
mugGet the Hair Lossmug.

Yeah I got fluffy hair

Term originating from TikTok in 2022/2023 used to mock people with ice cream hair
Bro look at this dude, "Yeah I got fluffy hair" lookin' ahh
by ChronicallyOnlineGuy December 23, 2023
mugGet the Yeah I got fluffy hairmug.

Pineapple hair

the leafy thing on the top of a pineapple
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Hair Chickens

Chickens are the little bumps on ponytails. They cause them to not look sleek or slicked back.
You should really redo that ponytail; you have hair chickens everywhere!
by help i’m being held hostage February 21, 2020
mugGet the Hair Chickensmug.

Hair transplantation

Mahesh Babu is the only Tier 2 hero in TFI did hair transplantation to cover up his Batta Thala...
His Batta Thala got leaked in some photos. But mabbu fans cover them as morphed.
So don't give attention to Pilla Mabbus.
by Anonymusk June 13, 2021
mugGet the Hair transplantationmug.

Jailhouse Hair Dye

Hair dye made with kool aid or other candy/drink mixes in prison because inmates aren’t allowed actual hair dye
She had red jailhouse hair dye when she got out of prison.
mugGet the Jailhouse Hair Dyemug.

hair scare

When the hair on your head is disheveled or unkempt in one way or another, and it takes you by surprise.
I had a hair scare this morning. And my solution was a hat.
by Ereck Flowers November 20, 2018
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