3-eyed turtle 

A penis in every main orifice (mouth, pussy, anus)

We gave her the 3 eyed turtle.

3-eyed turtle by bread sex December 7, 2003

one eyed panda 

while a girl is giving you head, cum in one eye. Then while she is confused punch her really hard in the other eye.

Dude where the fuck were you last night??

Sorry i got caught up giving some girl the good ol' one eyed panda

sick shit dude

one eyed panda by Privdonut April 2, 2008

Wonky eye

an eye that wanders or doesn't look in the same direction as the other

That girl has a wonky eye. Where is she really looking?

Wonky eye by anm4a June 28, 2004

japs eye 

The british slang for the hole on the top of a man's penis.

OTHER SLANG FOR JAPS EYE:
wookie hole, upper sphincter, purple top, hole in the helmet

Guy 1: So did the "sexy time" go alrite for you last night?
Guy 2: Not really, she shoved her fingers up my japs eye and it HURT.

japs eye by John Clarkie January 27, 2008

cock eyed bitch 

shifty or crazy eyes due to a tragic moment.

one time i was at this party with my friend josh and he was looking at this guys girlfriend in a very friendly and lovable manor, i thought nothing about it, but her boyfriend did, he called my friend a "cock knocker" and shoved a lamp up my friends ass, he was in so much pain or pleasure he went cross eyed. he has never recovered from that tragic moment.

cock eyed bitch by phil March 9, 2004

pink eye party 

A sociable event where everyone participates in the passing of pink eye

Yo Nigga Lets Head Straight To A Pink Eye Party..Thats Shits Crackin

pink eye party by dasdfasdf January 6, 2008

Eyyyyyy 

When something of little to large importance occurs you say this word

Hey I just tied my shoelaces, Eyyyyyy

Eyyyyyy by Aijohn33secenty May 10, 2010