Don't Wake Up The John

a slang used to refer to a sleepy man who shall not be disturbed

My friend said to don't wake up the john aka his father otherwise he shall punish me with impunity

by WIlliam Penilecock January 2, 2023

Don't be a rob

Equivalent to don't be a bitch

Don't be a rob and and just get it done it's just work

by Stu_pedasso February 7, 2025

Don't Malaysia

Don't steal other people's culture.

A : Ramakian is a Thai literature.
B : Wasn't it inspired from India's Ramayana? Please don't Malaysia (steal) and Indonesia (claim) it.

by Shiine-1 February 21, 2022

Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'

Don't drive recklessly at nighttime. It's dangerous.

No Bobby! Don't go a skirtin' when the crickets are a chirpin'!

by thejukebox March 14, 2021

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

A quote by bilbo baggins from the Lord of The Rings

“I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.”

by heyheyheyyeh May 27, 2022

pigs don't fly

a phrase used to mean "civilized" (however one defines this word) people don't behave the way you do. One can also add the adjective "normal" in front of the adjective civilized.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no? now please apply the phrase pigs don't fly to yourself. i haven't seen that many mothers chase their sons around their houses with bloody brooms; therefore this behavior, I will conclude, must be neither normal nor, in fact, civilized.

by Sexydimma August 19, 2012

Don't look at my newspaper!

A humorous expression used to ask someone not to invade one's personal space or pry into what they are currently viewing or reading, especially in public settings. Originating from an encounter where an individual defensively closed his newspaper on a train when others commented on its contents, the phrase playfully asserts one's desire for privacy without direct confrontation.

"Hey, stop trying to see my messages—don't look at my newspaper!"

by 2Bobs April 23, 2024