Apple

someone who sucks at math and has social anxiety

"Yo apple, help me do homework"

*does hand signs*

by imasimpforyou May 16, 2022

apple

that's me, u #########

theres nothing to make an example out of, my real name is legit apple

by imasimpforyou March 16, 2022

Apple

An orange

John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”

by I know Obamas last name it is- January 03, 2022

apple

a fruit.

the apple is red.

by aesthetictumblr June 27, 2017

Apple

A magic little Fucking red ahh used to demolish a slave back to the field where he belongs, picking up Cotton like a fatass niegger-Andrew Tate

One Apple a day, keeps the betas away.

by AndrewtateSigmaChad December 11, 2023

Apple

It doesn't quite fit all the way in your hand, mildly tasty, truth is, 3 inches isn't enough...fuck

This apple is really apple-like.

by Poopypole February 02, 2021

apple

You should know what a fucking apple is.

Stupid fuck: "Hey man whats an apple?"
Some guy: "I want to kill myself because of your stupidity."

by SumKidWithIssues September 19, 2017