In poker when someone calls you down with some bullshit hand simply because its suited. A hand such as queen, four of clubs comes to mind.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
This can be extended to all shitty hands that people randomly play and can be substituted accordingly. The noun can replace either the card or their implied suit.
Examples:
(Substitute for suit) Queen four of fart
(Substitute for suit and card) Three turd of garbage
(Substitute for both cards and suit) Poop, fart, of hooker spit.
I can't believe he called me down with queen fart suited and hit the flush.
or
I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
or
I got knocked out of the tourney by some guy who went all in with fart, joke of queef.
by Djense April 27, 2010
Get the Queen fart suitedmug. Rhonda York is a loving, caring woman who hates children, but loves her old ass dog. She teaches English 10 Honors and is the reason i get up in the morning. If you ever see this Rhonda know that i love you with alllllll my heart. <3
by Henry J Jones June 6, 2018
Get the Queen Rhonda Yorkmug. by LarryB2015 June 6, 2015
Get the Dairy Queen Tittiesmug. “Last night I came to Sick, Sick, Sick, by Queens of the Stone Age.”
“Wait you listen to music during sex?”
“No just while I jerk off.”
“Wait you listen to music during sex?”
“No just while I jerk off.”
by Inthefade June 2, 2018
Get the Queens of the Stone Agemug. A girl who loves and is extremely good at giving blow jobs. She does not abuse her skill but instead uses it on those she finds worthy of her talents. Not just any girl can be one, for they will willingly go for the nuts and a man's taint. Also beware she has teeth and knows how to use them as well as knows how to give hickeys on a penis and they do hurt. Also, when asking for a hand job it'll happen but it'll turn into a blowjob because she got bored and or her hands got tired.
Gabriel "Dude, Lexi is a total Skull queen!"
Seth "What? No way!"
Gabriel "Yeah, her blowjobs are so amazing, and she just gives them to me whenever she wants."
Seth "She is a Goddess!"
Seth "What? No way!"
Gabriel "Yeah, her blowjobs are so amazing, and she just gives them to me whenever she wants."
Seth "She is a Goddess!"
by alliethecharmander March 2, 2014
Get the skull queenmug. 1. A felacious woman who can make a descent living by performing her "expert" oral pleasures.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
2. A title bestowed upon dumb women who typicly say dumb things that would otherwise subjectify them, & the entire female gender as second rate citizens. Always bearing the mentality of self entitlement. Exclaiming that either a man, or the govornment is responsible for providing them with the life style that they believe they should have. Young mothers, (just to name 1 sub-class) will typicly try to compare 3 hours of spread out house work that is mostly accomplished by machines, to 8 hours of back breaking labor, & an additional hour of driving home in the rain. Just the kind of anti-progress that sets society back centuries.
3. The name of one of the sirens from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
Young moms' facebook status: My day is sooooo hard i had to do laundry, load the dish washer, and make sure suppers ready while my man's out all day working (ugh he's so lucky he gets to get out). I bearly had time for a 6 hour nap!!!!!
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
Friend comment: and you wonder why we call you the blow job queen...
by Ampresandman December 27, 2011
Get the Blow job queenmug. a way to describe the style of clothing, accessories, desserts, or home decor that features neon or pastel colors, ruffles and lace, sparkles, or anything else that looks like Doe Deere (the owner of Lime Crime Cosmetics) would buy it.
"Oh my goodness! Look at that cute dress! It's so Unicorn Queen!"
"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."
"This pink marshmallow frostimg I am making is going to be so unicorm queen."
by smallhill August 19, 2011
Get the unicorn queenmug.