A Walking Minefield

A person who is essentially unstable. You never know what will randomly trigger an episode of rage from them. Anything from a joke, to a random topic or even just existing as a friend to them may be enough to randomly set them off. People who become long term friends with walking minefields will learn them like an old game of mine sweeper, but will always get exploded due to the being close factor. Walking minefields will use the most personal, hurtful, insane attacks against their friends when this random/unwarranted mine shows up.

I cant be friends with someone that's a walking minefield where if you say the wrong thing they yell at you and block you instead of talking it out. Like how was I supposed to know I'm not allowed to talk about cookies because ur dad died from choking on a cookie??

by liberkelon April 21, 2024

Walking Starlight

When a person is so haphazardly drunk that they start walking embarrassingly wrong.

“Hey, is John okay?”
“Yeah, I’m not sure
He’s walking starlight”

by dinkydonk23 April 27, 2024

walking Frame

When two young blokes take each hole on a senior citizen and and lock arms while offering to help the old lady walk back to her camp after a big night.

Do you wanna get this old hag a walking frame and blow crusty’s out this sausage wallet

by Frolicking coon April 27, 2024

Walking frame

When to young rooster stuff each hole on a senior citizen while locking arms and claiming their concession benefits before leaving the breathing corpse leg less in the rooftop

Wanna grab this old hag a walking frame before we hit the pokes

by Frolicking coon April 27, 2024

Walking frame

When two young roosters pork each hole on a senior citizen Eiffel Tower style, locking arms in an attempt to mimic a walking frame for the poor old hag who is no longer capable of using her sleds

Grab this dust mutton a walking frame

by Frolicking coon May 1, 2024

brotha walk

How some black people walk with a limp or slight limp to look cool

Aye yo Nick is a real nigga, you should see his brotha walk.

by anonymous May 4, 2024

Pennsylvania Crab Walk

The act of upping your stranger handy game by taking your off hand from the back side in between your legs and giving yourself a sliding backwards tug

Mike - “Tom was giving himself a Pennsylvania Crab walk last night, I couldn’t believe the balance he displayed.”
Mark - “guy said he was bored with standard stranger reverse grip”

by CreakinCopper May 8, 2024