by I knowledgepeople March 30, 2017
The Faze Rug walk is a certification given to food that tastes good by blatantly walking off into the distance without saying any word.
Noah- Is the pizza The Faze Rug Walk worthy?
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*
Brain- *walks off into the distance without saying anything*
by plxsma February 09, 2023
A simple dance from Mahub tha Rapper that requires one to swing your arms like the classic TV show character Gumby.
by Cloude With a Chance of $howrz May 17, 2012
Its the walk you have to make to get a tissue/napkin after you've jizzed in your hand but forgot to have a tissue nearby and you can pull up your underwear without dropping the jizz. So you have a to awkwardly walk to the nearest bathroom or wherever you have a tissue.
Damn it man, I had to lobster walk to the bathroom last night... I gotta stop jerking off so much...
by Kris Patel November 13, 2015
by Allahatopia November 19, 2018
First, lay down a terrible towel as a place mat (this will get messy). Next: take pierogies, cole slaw, and french fries and place them over the testicles. Enjoy!
by PrincessThunderballs September 12, 2015
You are walking arcross the middle of the steet with two cops and you go hey you pigs are jay walking and they turn and shoot me a dirty look. And i say relax it was just a joke dummies.
by Kuehlstein June 07, 2018