internet tough guy

A word made up by people who stalk people they envy online. This person may be successful, have a girlfriend, be going somewhere in life, or just a better overall person than the people labeling him. It's kind of like how religions call people who don't believe in the hocus pocus magical mythical crap from over 2000 years ago to scare people into being civilized atheists. It's a made up word from the masses to exclude people that would actually stand up for themselves instead of being a coward little bitch to something they know is going on.

stalker coward named cory: blah, blah, blah, and some more shit talking because i am a jealous little bitch

the supposed tough guy: so you want to meet in person and deal with what you have been doing?

stalker coward named cory: lol, i'm telling everyone you're a internet tough guy.

the supposed tough guy: so you're going to lie because you envy me and that i called you out like a man? why don't you go bang my ex so you know what someone successful has to throw out to move on in life.

stalker coward named cory: i'm sorry, you're right. i'm just a jealous loser who you tried to be friends with but instead i stalked, harassed, mocked, and lied till i ruined your life. <---this last line never happens because let's face it, only responsible people admit mistakes and those are far and few.

by Innocent Victim Is I September 20, 2011

Tough gig

tough gig

A tough gig is defined as a gig that is tough

Me: I gotta sift through 3 piles of my own shit to find my fiancees wedding ring, really shouldn't have wolfed down those 3 plates of nachos so fast
Friend: tough gig
Me: yeah

by Watsindabox1 March 23, 2017

touchdown jeff

the phrase used to describe jeffs ability to score many touchdowns. it is rumored that defenders are scared to tackle him or just cant get their arms around his large glutes. they may also be mesmorized by the jiggling of his hamstrings.

guy 1-and another td for touchdown jeff!
guy 2- no man that was fatassler.

by fatassler34 February 7, 2010

Toochinistic

being similar in quality to the almighty being "Alaura;" having Alaur-ish tendencies.

Wow, that's so Toochinistic!
Someday you'll achieve toochinitticness, don't worry!

by Alaura December 6, 2003

Kickin it Tough

What the cool kids say in Idaho; referring to the gay/hipster croud. They dont want to sound like everyone else so they are "kickin it tough" . Because they are better than everyone else. Not even being Sarcastic.

"AyoWadup"
"Not much just Kickin it Tough, you"?

by illin4e March 13, 2011

Damn that's tough

Something ur boyfriend might say when he's bored, or just doesn't want to talk to you.

Girl: Hey bae I was just thinking about you while I was at the mall with my friend and I went shopping and got new shoes and-

Boy: Damn that's tough

by totinostotinoshotpizzarolls January 25, 2020

torchwood

1. An incident where your dick is inserted into a woman infected with STD's and you get burned.
2. The act of burning one's penis, frequently occuring where naked men cook their meals on open flames (are pork products in these locations so scarce?).

The torchwood affair only lasted a few minutes but left him burning from desire.

by emresch October 21, 2008