National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day

On March 21 you can punch anyone over 5'8 in the balls. As much as you want. Do it.

Man I'm dreading National Punch Tall People In the Balls Day! My balls have not recovered since the last one!

by skdilde March 28, 2023

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white people seasoning

Salt ans pepper

Yo bro Dave uses white people seasoning

by PotatosFart37 November 10, 2022

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Cricket people

A secret civilization under the lower part of Zion Park.

Those gosh darn cricket people stole my child at Zion park.

by #1 cricket person June 23, 2018

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Decent People

This is who your should spend your time on. Right Dick Dawkins?

Hym "Isn't that right, Dick? You should spend your time on decent people... Like Russell Brand! The LITTLE GIRL RAPING JUNKIE. Did you see that motherfucker mocking me? That's the SECOND little girl toucher (who women were fucking consensually INSTEAD OF ME) who has mocked me! 16 years old, huh? That's about the age of Joe Rogan's oldest daughter back in the day when I said the thing about the porno! And HE (at the same age I was when I said it) was in a relationship AND raped her! There it is folks! The female's sacred choice in action! 1000 women a year they say (minus the ones he raped obviously)! He's CLEARLY great with women and their choice was in no way contingent on his big fat cock! HA! HAHAHAHAHA! I'm not laughing about the rape obviously. That's not the funny part. THE IRONY (However)! THAT! THAT is fucking hilarious! Chalk up another victory for the LAZY BABY-DICK INCEL MISOGYNIST! HOLY SHIT! My ass is undefeated over here! What's my score!? Who wants to do the honors? Tell me, what's my fucking score? Am I batting 1000 or what!? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam September 21, 2023

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