Goblin Punch is a modified form of the sexual maneuver "Donkey Punch".
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
Once the male partner has entered "Goblin Mode" and has reached the orgasm's event horizon, he is to strike the female in the back of the skull with the mythical hammer Mjolnir, and scream "GOBLIN PUNCH!"
"I Goblin Punched my wife last night, and I think she is going to take the week off of work because of it. I feel like she never really recovered from that."
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