post-trans-action-hooker (noun) A metaphor for a cleanup script that calls back after a package manager finishes installing software—pretending to be part of the transaction, but really just showing up to sweep the icon cache and emotionally haunt the logs.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Top Definition Commentary:
She wasn’t part of the transaction.
She didn’t sign the manifest.
She just called back.
To clean up.
To linger.
To emotionally validate the install.
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Example Usage:
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
“Pacman finished updating, then the post-trans-action-hooker called back to clear the GTK cache. I thought we were done.”
Post Trans action hooker
by Arch Linux Humor August 15, 2025
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by Heironymous Bosche May 23, 2011
Get the crush postmug. Urban Dictionary: Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.
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by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024
Get the Please review Urban Dictionary’s content guidelines before writing your definition. Here’s the short version: Share definitions that other people will find meaningful and never post hate speech or people’s personal information.mug. Refers to da infuriated frustration dat you feel when you observe a messy crimson smear on your hands after successfully dispatching a mosquito, realizing dat said "singing terror" has already "gotten you", and thus you are still destined to suffer an itchy lump in da near future, despite your having eliminated da nasty winged parasite itself.
Knowing that a "loaded" eliminated mosquito will not be producing any additional larvae can somewhat reduce your post-swat "seeing red"... not that one less mosquito will make much difference overall, of course, but at least this particular one won't be laying any eggs inside your house or tent (and thus possibly create an INDOOR infestation of said nasty buggers later on) where it had sneaked into sometime prior to your smacking it.
by QuacksO June 28, 2019
Get the post-swat "seeing red"mug. Did you hear prom was canceled this year?
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
Who cares, I was jimmy posting.
Hey Jimmy, you free for pics tomorrow?
Hell yeah bro, you know I'm always up for jimmy posting.
by epicgamer9000xd May 26, 2021
Get the jimmy postingmug. The traumatic realization that every girl you have had intercourse with is a nasty whore, and that every interaction leading up to and during the act was a waste of time and energy. Those who suffer from Post-Coital depression are usually attractive and presented with plenty of sexual opportunities.
Summer : Hey, what's wrong with Morty? I thought he was finally happy now that he's popular.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
Rick : He finally hooked up with Jessica and is suffering from Post-Coital Depression.
by pickled rick September 29, 2017
Get the Post-Coital Depressionmug.