Poop Tok

When you spend bathroom time on tiktok

“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now”

by Mistah845 April 13, 2022

Poop Pimples

When have to poop so bad you get goose bumps.

Oh my god pull over I have to poop so bad I have poop pimples.

by notreallyfunnyatall April 16, 2022

poop dysmorphia

When your poop felt bigger or smaller than it actually was.

I thought I took a big poop only to find little pebbles. Man, that’s some poop dysmorphia.

by Tianus March 10, 2022

Marcus poop

Man who is at blame for all misfortune in the world and also has a huge black penis.

Jeez bro I just came down with aids, that damn Marcus poop must have planted it inside of me.

by The elusive MP March 24, 2022

Poop Sock

The "Number 2" version of a Pee Bottle. A sock which is often used by World of Warcraft players during long raid nights as a place to poop into when leaving to use the toilet is not feasible.

Younger players will often hide these poop socks under their beds rather than disposing of them properly, to the surprise and disdain of their mothers.

"Hold on a sec, team. I have to poop."
"You can't leave, we're in the middle of the boss fight. You got to use your poop sock."

by Fred Boulderdash March 25, 2022

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that builds up around the dick after engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was caught by his wife when she pulled down his pants and unveiled his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021

poop wreath

The sticky, fecal residue that has built up on your pubes when engaging in anal sex.

Mr. Bradley was busted by his wife when she pulled down his pants to reveal his poop wreath.

by Michael DeMonstrio November 11, 2021