hair purgatory

The state of boredom, dislike, or displeasure a person experiences in between periods of changing their hair color, cut, or style. Can be used to describe the uncomfortable "grow-out" wait after a bad haircut, or recovery time after a damaging dye job.

I've been in hair purgatory ever since that stylist butchered my hair cut.

by emmatortie June 10, 2015

Vanilla Hair Net

Cumming all over your partners hair .

Dude, I was whacking off while my girlfriend was sleeping and came all over her hair, Thus giving her a vanilla hair net.

by ItalianGuy99 June 29, 2015

claire hair

The state of hair in which hair dye has gone horribly wrong (ie patchy, discolored, all around ratchet)

That girl got some nasty Claire hair

by Claire Kleffman July 20, 2015

Joise hairs

Hairs on your head more known as baby hairs when your hairs in a ponytail

Wow, your Joise hairs are very noticeable when it humid out.

by Aslgaeecney September 3, 2015

Betty hair

A polite way to refer to ones pubic hair.

I can tell I'm getting old, I found my first grey Betty hair today.

by [e-mail] August 24, 2016

Hair bomb

A hair bomb is a clump of hair collected in order to place on a unsuspecting victim. Hair bombs have been found in purses, shoes, book bags and sometimes pockets.

The other day I pulled my wallet out of my purse and there was a hair bomb stuck to my keys...

by Dante_ck September 5, 2016

hair toga

Noun. When you grow out your hair so long you can wear it as clothes.

Look at her hair toga.

by continuedpapers October 11, 2016