Best Friend

a person who one distinguishes as someone they are very close to, one they can trust, and one with whom they have fun. It can be considered that a person may have up to three best friends, or may also include a group of three best friends. Therefore, "best" does not just mean only one, and is used as a superlative to express hierarchy. Furthermore, allowing for the song from the comedic film, "The Hangover", to be played and have intrinsic meaning.

We're the three best friends that anybody could have..

by 3B3stFr13nds December 4, 2010

best friend

Someone you can tell her/him about the most stupid things you've done, and don't feel like a real idiot. You should be able to keep that secret sharing for long.

me to my best friend: u cannot believe what a fun i had last night, i needed to pee but we were having sex with Ted and he didn't let me go..... and well... guess what, i peed on him!

by Shzz September 16, 2009

Coffee with a friend

What you tell your boyfriend/girlfriend when you are going to meet your secret lover.

Girlfriend - "Where are you going?""

Boyfriend - "I'm going to have coffee with a friend."

Girlfriend - "Okay, have fun."

by JGR llll September 27, 2008

Friend Zone

Supposedly, the "friend zone" is a phenomenon that occurs when a girl you like is friends with you, but will blatantly not date you, resulting in depression/irritation, as the "friend zoned" person feels obligated to date(or have sex with) the other person. Of course, to put simply, this is total bullshit. Women are not vending machines that you can put kindness coins into until dates/sex pops out. THEY DON'T OWE YOU ANYTHING.

Jack: Hey, you alright, Kendall?
Kendall: No.
Jack: Why? What's wrong?
Kendall: Hannah put me in the friend zone. I know she's obligated to have it with me.
Jack: Dude, get over it. It's total bullshit. Women don't owe you shit.

by Intelligence001 October 9, 2016

Best Friends

Don't treat their best friends like dirt. And don't make up stories, talk behind their backs, jump to conclusions about everything, back stab or ridicule. Before you judge your said best friend look at yourself and see where you are going wrong. 'Best friend' are not just two words to be used lightly, it is a commitment.

To be best friends is a commitment not just words.

by plsdntbjudgnudntevenknome September 1, 2010

Friend Job

When a Friend performes a sexual favor just as friends.

Dan: Yo i got a friend job from your girlfriend last night.
Conor: Thats ok i got a friend job from your mom bruh.

by Chocolate Anal Lovin69 October 23, 2011

Fake Friend

A Fake friend is someone who only talks to you when they want something. They will act like your friend while you're around but will take the first chance to snake you out.

Ashton Abramenko is a fake friend because she only talks to me when she wants food

by RAHEEMAKABBR June 15, 2018