gay job

The job that you do for money, but that you don't like, because it's gay.

Chris: Sorry I have to leave so early. I gotta wake up in 6 hours for my gay job.

by ChuckChaser69 October 9, 2008

Gay Wednesday

That one special day of the week where you act a little bit gayer than any other day.

Dude I'm so super excited for Gay Wednesday.

by Billcheese1 January 27, 2010

gay marriage

The act of two men or two women marrying. There is absolutely nothing bloody wrong with this. Why should the government stop you from getting married to who you want to? Afterall, in some states it's okay to marry your cousin, but you don't see Bush doing anything about that.

Conservatives really need to get over themselves and realize that the whole world won't conform to their ways. Fortunately enough. There are too many airheads as it is.

Gay Marriage is a wonderful thing and is absolutely amazing.

And thankfully Marijuana won't be legalized. There are enough potheads as it is, they're called conservatives.

by KGA April 29, 2005

gay basher

A person (usually male) who tries to hide their own homosexual tendencies and desires by talking negatively about or causing physical violence to people who are comfortable enough to actually be honest about thier sexual preference, sometimes resulting in death.

That idiot is a gay basher, he must want one in his mouth but is too cowardly to admit it.

by bring it on homie May 7, 2009

I'm not gay, but

Phrase required among heterosexual company before stating a fact about yourself that would likely be considered homosexual.

Fernando: "I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

Steve: "...dude..."

Fernando: "Sorry...I'm not gay, but I watched Brokeback Mountain last night."

by Maddict November 14, 2010

gay rights

a bunch of bullshit made up for 13 year old girls to make a fuss about

Girl : I think gay rights should be a thing
Roadman: nah man suck your mom

by anonymous December 25, 2020

gay as a window

Originating from the comedy show Brass Eye, 'as a window' is used to describe a characteristic in an individual that is obvious and others can see-through that person's best efforts to hide it.

"You described Steve as dangerously gay.", "Yes, he's totally gay. Steve is as gay as a window."

by Luke July 11, 2004