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cum penmis by bussystretcher June 1, 2021

Cum Brains 

Degrading, but fitting name to call a sexually active woman who isn't very intelligent and who has the compulsive habit/desire to give men oral sex.

Your mom: "Mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Ooo yeah! Polish my tool, bitch!"
Your mom: "Mmmmmmm."
Plumber: "Okay you can stop now. I'm gonna "fix your sink" now. *gets out condom and lubricant*"
Your mom: "Mmmmmh yeah, mmmmmh, mmmmmmm, mmmmmh, mmmmmh, mmmmmmmmmmm!"
Plumber: "I said STOP now, Cum Brains!"
Your mom: "Mmm, mmmmmmm?"
Plumber: "You've got a bad case of oral fixation you know."





Mark H. Proud UD author since February 2004.

Cum Brains by Mark H August 21, 2005

Cum in a cup 

Used when giving oral sex (blow job) or when having sex with someone to dispose of the ejaculation. Hence the term cumming in a cup

"Aaryn get that fucking cum in a cup off my bed!"

Cum in a cup by Jenn Speezz March 6, 2008

cum dump 

A person usually female, that has many sexual encounters and is known for it.

person A. You had sex with suzy last night?
person B. Yes I did.
person A. Do you know she slept with Paul yesterday?
person B. What a cum dump

cum dump by Brian Franke December 19, 2005

Cum Sniveling Weasel 

A deceitful, lying, waste of space, time, money, and air. This type of person makes outrageous claims like being related to Nicholas Cage and the person who invented glass. Lies permeate the structure of this type of person's mentality and disgusts men and women alike and their venomous personality is highly contagious so beware. An immediate syptom of being infected with this terrible character trait is the subtle development of curly hair and randomly screaming obscenities out the car window at dogs and the elderly.

That bastard just threw his gum at a dog and said "I know the Godfather," what a cum sniveling weasel he is.

Cum Sniveling Weasel by Nicholas Cage's distant relative's friend. November 30, 2006

Cum pee

a piss that has the cum you didnt spit in your bitch in it

Man last night after i fucked shelia, i had a massive cum pee.

Cum pee by 420blazendude January 16, 2008

CUM CACTHER 

When a person take sperm to the face

Kerry's hobbies on the CAC campus was being a cum cacther.

CUM CACTHER by DISMO July 6, 2006