When you ejaculate on a womans eyes to glue them shut, get them a cum rag and tie it like a blindfold and give them a reason to hurriedly navigate somewhere blindly
I got cum on Shannon's eyes so I threw a rag around her and told her the house was on fire, she hit 3 walls and knocked over the table trying to Bird Box her way out
by Hellyfish January 12, 2019
Get the Bird Boxmug. by Rodney Stewart September 27, 2023
Get the MORE BIRDSmug. The sex position where the first partner stands over the second and proceeds to shit on the face of the second partner. The first partner then takes a knife and spreads the shit all over the second’s face. The first then proceeds to lick the shit off of the second’s face and and feed it to the second partner while both are kissing like a bird feeding its children.
by RamRanchreallyrocks August 9, 2020
Get the The Muddy Mother Birdmug. A campground close to Morrisburgh,ON.
by Dandras Anderson June 13, 2014
Get the Upper Canada Migratory Bird Sanctuarymug. When some takes a swig of a liquid, preferably alcoholic, then spits it squirt gun style into ones anus
by ElGringoMandingo January 4, 2021
Get the Baby-Bird Boofingmug. by Pastala December 21, 2023
Get the BIRDINGmug. by DrCamp22 February 11, 2014
Get the Totes Flappy Birdmug.