Hold your apple sauce

an expression advising normally a guy that they will have to wait, or will entirely not be getting, to have sex and/or ejaculate. similar to the expression 'hold your horses' except used only in terms of sex

My girlfriend was giving me a blowjob when her phone rang, and she stopped to answer it telling me "hold your apple sauce" and started talking.
Fred finally got a girl in his room with him, but having no protection she stopped foreplay and said "hold your apple sauce" and went to look for a condom.

by mutesoul2 May 3, 2022

apple sauce

A term of high respect and consolation used among (usually young) men. More personal and intense than simply bro. Likely arose as a logical reaction to young women referring to each other as orange sauce.

A: My girlfriend just dumped me.

B: Hang in there, apple sauce. It'll get better.

by thadopeman December 31, 2021

Apple

An orange

John: “yo do you want an apple?”

Joe: “nah I think you mean orange.”

by I know Obamas last name it is- January 3, 2022

the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

first created by doctor vb with a phd in receiving no bitches, this is defined as having similar traits as ur fadda

you beat your wife today? guess the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree

by guala dictator January 13, 2022

Apple

The reason why gravity was invented

Newton: mhhh apple, lets create gravity

by Shigmaster January 15, 2022

apple

a phone/computer company that makes overpriced shit.

Person 1: Woah. Is that the new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

Person 1: Woah. Is that apple's new iPhone 13 Pro?
Person 2: Yeah bro. This shit do be overpriced.
Person 1: How much was it?
Person 2: $999.

by c0mp1ex_val January 16, 2022

apple

bear

apple bear

by ampleinanga January 16, 2022