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Don’t get your bun in a chandelier 

Originating in high society Tannersville, PA, this is a common occurrence for local aristocrats who make much ado about nothing.
“Guys, you didn’t buy the extra dark locally sourced cage free fair trade organic barrel aged hot cocoa powder that I wanted!”

“Oh Rebecca, don’t get your bun in a chandelier now. We have Swiss Miss at home.”

you i am; a mayo 

when a cat grabs a bottle of heinz mayo, they learn the definition of the world, and only speaks
"you i am
a mayo"
oi, bella? you hunggrryy?
"you i am; a mayo"
you i am; a mayo by Assistacat February 3, 2021

Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! 

National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”

November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day 

Nov. 15 is national give your girlfriend a hoodie day. even if she already has all of them..
girl: " it's November 15 national give your girlfriend a hoodie day, you know what that means
boy: fine * gives girl his hoodie*

i didn't know you had a kitchen 

something white people say to Islanders and Africans cause apparently they dont have kitchens.
usually used in very rasist context
i didn't know you had a kitchen

white person "i didnt know you had a kitchen cause your so poor and black"

black person...

I'll forge a rubber check for you

What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"