No u

The only 2 words that shouldn’t be used when trying to make a comeback to someone else’s statement about themselves.

I’m going to watch TV at 9:30.

No u!

by BadFinbarNation12 December 24, 2019

No u

The two words to end all arguments. Pattened by Anh tran

“No u”

by Urmomgay666 June 1, 2018

No u

The best comeback in history.

Kid 1: Your mom is fat!
Kid 2: No u

by Ryealie February 22, 2019

u/g

abbreviation for 'upgrade'

I know a computer geek that could have gotten you a new 500gb for less than $50, and could have done that u/g for you cheaply!

by fpcassini November 13, 2011

who tf asked u

the end all be all of comebacks in the 21st century

friend 1: blah blah blah squirrel blah blah...
friend 2: who tf asked u

by ur mom lmaooo March 25, 2021

Been u$

There is good and there is bad ,but through it all it’s been the same gang through either or ,wanting to see you win since the beginning of time .

I appreciate you for real bro it’s Been u$ forever

by cmd_ September 26, 2024

Feed the U

To do something utterly disgusting but also required. The expression came about when a guy was sharing a small hotel room with his new girlfriend. After passing a stool in the morning, he discovered that the flush didn't work. Rather than face the embarrassment of letting his new flame witness his morning defecation, he dropped to his knees, grabbed the turd and manually fed it through the u-bend.

"I really don't want to do this but I've got to feed the u"

by horndog2017 July 5, 2017