The act of executing or killing one's social life by the executioner embarrassing, showing dominance, and even spreading lies about the person.
Daniel: Your a nerd, jack!
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?
Jack: You're*
Daniel: NOOOOOOO
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Hey, did you hear Jack got so embarrassed he went through Social execution?
by TheConditional September 23, 2023
A social media page that serves as an easy "business card" or example of how social you are and in what way (posts, stories, followers), i.e. through Instagram or Facebook. It is the essential step that follows after meeting and talking to a stranger.
Instagram is today's number-one form of Social Portfolio. It's the easiest way for people to know me at a glance.
by bwsimonse December 06, 2021
Social Media Patronizing: When you see someone in person and they say “I love your content” but they never actually comment on or “like” your posts or other content (depending on how the platform works) because they feel they’re better than, and don’t want the actual association.
That is social media patronizing.
That is social media patronizing.
Social Media Patronizing: Hey Mike, haven’t seen you in a while… omg, I LOVE following you on LinkedIn (but you know this person has NEVER engaged with you, not even a “like”).
This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
This is a very condescending response from the person you haven’t seen in a while and claims they love to follow your content.
by Ricardo Rico January 01, 2022
by Tomba987Q May 02, 2011
A state of being wherein a person desperately seeks contact with anyone else they can on social media, like Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, etc., whether because they have little in-person interaction or just because it makes them feel validated.
Primus: "Holy shit, this chick has added me on Facebook like 17 times and I still don't know who she is."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
Secundus: "Yeah, she's on Social Needia hardcore."
by Apokamptos April 26, 2015
Being inundated with social media advertising for products you've already purchased or decided not to purchase.
All my wall-street-driven social media channels put me on social probation after I bought that boner juice online last summer; and it doesn't even work.
by northtacoma December 22, 2014
a person who hasn't been responsible during quarantine/shelter in place and has been hanging out with other people they don't live with
(S)he's been socially slutty and I know they had some drinks with friends at a house party in late April. Don't hangout with them in person yet, just in case.
by chuckdnguyen May 18, 2020