Self Defense

When a white person attacks you unprovoked

"The other day Jonathan caught me with his girl and he tried to self defense me!"

by SmeeveJeeve April 22, 2025

Self-aware fanfiction

A fanfiction in which the author depicts characters knowing they're in a fanfiction, as if the fanfiction itself were self-aware.

My friend wrote a funny self-aware fanfiction.

by Info2go April 22, 2025

Self Skulling

Self Skulling just means youre empathetic, emotionally intelligent, you journal, you workout specifically boxing in your garage, and you are a member of one of the top servers in India and Canada. Self skulling is a serious addiction and please contact 1-800-101-keen for more information.

Sends really unfunny message in discord server and than self skulling to boost the ego

by discorddessert April 22, 2025

Self-Blumpkin Technique

The self-bumpkin technique is performed by first waiting 7-10 days without taking a shit, and then when finally shitting, curving the large feces toward you, under your balls, up from between your legs, and into your dick. You then suck the shit back in and out of your ass, repeating this movement until ejaculation. This technique results in euphoria, as well as chlamydia, herpes, HPV, gonorrhea, and syphilis. Also you may notice black discharge from the urethra 2-12 hours after performing this technique.

It is told that performing this technique 7 times can result in ascension to a higher plane of spiritual existence, however no one has survived the process more than 3 times.

“Dude, I’m about to try the self-blumpkin technique! I’m 6 days in without shitting!”

“Bro I wouldn’t do that. I tried it 4 years ago and there’s still black shit in my dick.”

by Rusted Sounding Rod April 29, 2025

self-suck

to slob their own knob

"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"

by villin June 9, 2025

Self Hoover

When one “hoovers” one’s self. The art and movement of sucking the life out of one’s mood, in a professional cleaning manner. All emotions in a nice filtered manner.

Can you come out tonight, Jane? No im being hoovered listening to something that makes me so bad I can’t feel anything other than bad. Oh ok, I’ll self hoover myself

by Xione666 June 12, 2025

Self-righteous and Arbitrary

Ohohoh! And that is why they are exempt! So if the politicians try to flee to Japan, do me a favor and shoot their planes out of the sky for me will you?

Hym "Self-righteous and arbitrary is right! They are trying to interfere with my challenge to God but they don't want to have to wait until after I kill it so they have created this fiction where if they can get me to do something I somehow lose a game I'm not playing and they CAN'T DO MORE THAN CREATE AI so they can't win the game that I'm playing... So I just have to sit here and wait for them to kill themselves. Which is kind of a bummer but also kind of funny."

by Hym Iam July 11, 2025