i eat your punches

A nice way of saying your weak bitch

When someone punches someone else and it doesn't hurt then u would say I eat your punches

by TheirIsNoMoreUsernames January 14, 2017

5 finger death punch

The World Most Bad ass Song That Was Ever Created And That Has The Power To Completely Destroy Your Ear Drums No Matter What Level Volume Your On.

5 Finger death Punch is king. Lesion To This..

by P0TAT0 K!NG November 1, 2017

Blood Punch

When you fist a bitch when she's on her period and use your blood covered hand to strike her down with her own fluids.

"Yeah It was going great until I used a blood punch then she got pissed bro!"

by BloodFister9000 February 25, 2021

bridge punch

A punch that barely connects.

It didn’t do much damage, cause it was just a bridge punch.

by liveforgiving May 17, 2021

Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).

I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.

by Bland Milk June 5, 2011

punching

A term often used by Australians, when you or someone else says you're punching it means you/they think your partner is better looking than you.

I'm the better looking one in my relationship - bro 1
Nahh, you're definitely punching! - bro 2

by showww July 31, 2023

chess-punch

A chess-punch is a strategic move between two people who are battling for control / power over a situation or others. Where the attacker uses a combination of mind-games and plausible truths to out-strategize their opponent in a grab for power, to such a great extent that it disables their component and prevents them from making any further moves. In doing so - it can create great mental anguish in the mind of the person being attacked and can lead to mental illness.

Kareem was a workplace psychopath who placed great emphasis on the power that he had over situations and others. He had a background spreading democracy throughout old Russia, crazy stories that inferred past involvement with the intelligence community, a deep understanding of how to read others and knew how to use sub-text to alter the perceptions that others had of him, themselves and the situations that they were involved in. He was a scary guy.

Dave - who was new to the business - got off on the wrong foot with Kareem. Kareem was worried that Dave was trying to disempower him. Kareem used manipulative tactics to instil fear in Dave's mind and to out-strategize him - ultimately culminating in a chess-punch that disabled Dave and prevented him from being able to function.

by dave342314 October 10, 2019