Spot porn

That orgasmic feeling you get after squeezing a monsterous spot n it either curls down your finger or explodes on the mirror. Spot porn is more common that people care to admit!

Spot porn really turned her on. She dribbled a little sex wee as it exploded on the mirror . She just had to give it another squeeze just to make sure, whilst proudly leaving it there to show others her spot porn for final gratification..
Also results in happy stimming!!

by Jinx'83 May 5, 2021

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Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn

Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."

by Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooop August 9, 2017

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Porn

A pornographical video is when mommy and daddy love each other very much, and they want to express their love..... By bangin the shit out if each other. On film. And the people in that film is not mommy or daddy or related to then in any way.
Porn is also sometimes called "Documentaries" when talking about it to avoid saying it in a public place, it is said with air quotes so that the other person gets what you mean.

“Hey bro, I was watching this "documentary" last night about the mating ritual between the blonde human chick and the dark skin human dude. "For research purposes" of course, definitely not talking about porn *winked* ”

by wxrd_mxnster September 29, 2020

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