Christmas Punch

Happening just one day a year, normally between the hours of 6 a.m. to 12 p.m., when your wife/girlfriend/roomate buys you the wrong sized:
pants/shirt/shoes/game...etc...

Normally followed by a Christmas Kick

(Grandpa): What's your problem Robert?
(Robert): Shut up old man, your precious Grand Daughter bought me a size 38, im a 36!
(Grandpa): That's just wrong!?
(Robert): What?! You want a Christmas Punch too!

by elementcubed November 21, 2010

Punching Sun

Going out and doing activities when it's sunny out. Can also include just chilling or hanging out in the sunshine.

Hey Josh, wanna go to the park and punch some sun later?

Nikki and I are punching sun tomorrow with the frisbee.

by SunPuncher May 8, 2021

Punch a dumb blonde

On April 3rd, if you see a blonde…punch them square in the face!

“You just punched that blonde!”
“Yeah! It’s Punch a Dumb Blonde day!”

by apokalypz May 14, 2025

Punched up

When a nephson gets dressed up for an event (rodeo, fair, show) in cowboy like attire

Craig is all punched up for the fair with his belt-buckle

by anonymous May 9, 2018

March 19 Boob punching day

A day where you can punch a female's boobs. Don't do it to a stranger though. This was made in response kick in the balls day

Hey it's March 19 boob punching day, yknow what that means!

by Justforanimation March 18, 2025

geni-punch

The act of Punching someone in their genitals and screaming GENI-PUNCH as loud as you can.

Dude- His genitals got totaly destroyed by that geni-punch.

Other Dude- That poor, poor man.

by Mike Wazowski November 6, 2012

Run 'n Punch

Someone who likes to run on the sidewalk and just punches anyone who gets in the way.

Jim just got arrested for 3rd degree assault the other day. Heard he was a real Run 'n Punch.

by GraggleGreenAnomaly March 9, 2025