Sock block

Prevention of dual foot massage completion, Sock block occurrence happened due to an interruption of a massage prior to sock removal due to relationship status

She was getting some rub rub action when a friend proclaims 'stop everything! That's Jesse's girl!' A foot goes flying and no feet are rubbed that night. She had an altercation involving a full on Sock block!

by Kit Bigcannons November 27, 2022

block thrower

...a co-worker or peer who is so lacking in talent or skill that the only abillity this person has is to impede the progress of anyone else showing talent, skill or motivation.
Term is from behavior recognized in young siblings who throw blocks in front of younger siblings to impede them from learning to walk

Joe is so lazy and worthless...he is a block thrower...all he has done all week is get in my way!

by blockthrower September 21, 2010

Affection Block

When you intentionally or unintentionally talk about how someone else is attractive towards someone who has affections for you and vice versa, commonly ending in the other person becoming upset or pagro.

-Affection Block in action-
Boy: My celebrity crush is G. Hannelius. She's super gorgeous.
Girl: I see..

by KoolDashKid November 22, 2017

Check Damage Blocked

When you contribute absolutely nothing in a game but still flex your imaginary impact by telling teammates to "check damage blocked." Often used in Marvel Rivals by SambosaChicken, who spends the whole game swinging into nobody, auto attacking the enemy tank, shielding on full hp, then wall crawling away.

Teammate: "Bro, you did zero damage, what were you even doing?"
You: "Yeah, but check damage blocked tho."

by Bronze 2 Marvel Rivals February 9, 2025

Block Cock

When somebodies dick is an odd shape.

i.e. a weiner with sharper edges than usual
(Yes, its possible).

Dude did you see David's block cock on the internet?

by iiAvolition May 25, 2016

V block

To effectively interrupt intercourse after a (presumably older ) man has taken Viagra. It's a variation of cock blocking, but understandably the situation is more dire, and super depressing.

Example "I just took Viagra and took out my teeth..and my attorney called to talk about my will"
Example "I just took Viagra and now my grand daughter has decided to stop in for a visit"
Example "I just took Viagra and now I forgot to take my heart medication so I have to wait for those to work first"

i just took Viagra and my attorney called about my will...it was a total v block

by beckyboo76 September 20, 2014

Joshua Block

a mentally challenged tiktoker, aka worldoftshirts who brags about being rich despite not having a home and being a literal alcoholic... aside from him drinking every night he often times crashes out from his trigger word, "put the fries in the bag" while screaming and causing a scene in public.

kid 1: josh put the fries in the bag
joshua block: i only make 400k a year bitch ill fucking sue ur ass
people watching wow that guy is really fucked up i guess ill stop drinking

by idontknowwhattoput420 August 25, 2025