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Marley ways

To smoke big doobies to the point that, you are stress free with no worry about a ting. To get blowed so hard you don't give a fudge. I'm saying like get dumb high and not give two 💩💩 s about the bs. Or, get lit off a gar and be like maan f**k allat foolishness... Lmao
She had me getting in my Marley ways got d*** ! - #thatpartgem

When life gets hard sometimes I get in my Marley ways to shake back
by Gem 💎 y December 23, 2023
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two-way sex

For two men to both stick their penis's into the same vagina/anus/mouth at the same time. Not only could it involve two men and one woman, it could also involve three gay men as well.
Person 1: Where did Mark, Luke and Sarah go?
Person 2: Two-way sex most likely
by TheFunnyGuy88 May 5, 2023
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Half-way Dox

You find a person's address and personal info through the internet, but instead of spreading it on the internet like you would a dox, you use it for your own personal agenda.
Person 1: "Dude did you hear Gary got Half-way Doxxed??"
Person 2: "Yeah! I hear he'll be in the hospital for weeks..."
by genuinebruhmoment June 17, 2020
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Way to go, Ace…

What your dad tells you growing up, when you fail so bad and that’s his way of recognizing your dumb or clumsy mistake.
*Kid knocks over water at restaurant.
Dad: “Way to go, Ace…”
by The Danvil July 6, 2023
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Alamosa Way

A legendary act of filthy roadside debauchery carried out with complete disregard for hygiene, common sense, or the laws of man and nature. Born in the grungy parking lots of AutoZone and Harbor Freight, the Alamosa Way is what happens when passion meets pollution—and no one brought protection, pride, or even pants.

To “go Alamosa Way” means digging up a sun-baked, pre-used condom from the gravel near a leaky transmission fluid puddle, slapping it on (inside out, backwards—who cares?), and proceeding to perform a backseat ballet of industrial-strength regret. Bonus points if someone gets smacked in the face afterward with the rubber relic like it’s some sort of greasy ceremonial ribbon.

Witnesses have reported side effects such as:
• Temporary blindness
• Spontaneous tire fires
• An overwhelming desire to scream “DO IT FOR DALE!” mid-thrust
• A spiritual visit from a raccoon with a wrench

The full Alamosa Way experience includes:
1. A broken-down Ford Focus with no working AC
2. The faint scent of stale vape juice, expired beef jerky, and gear oil
3. A “condom” that may or may not be a balloon animal from a gas station birthday party
4. Emotional damage that lingers like the scent of burnt clutch

Local legends say: The first Alamosa Way was performed during a solar eclipse, and to this day, the oil stain where it happened still glows under blacklight.
She said she was into outdoorsy stuff… so I took her behind Harbor Freight and gave her the full Alamosa Way. She hasn’t spoken to me since, but the crows won’t leave my car alone.
by XSP8 July 7, 2025
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J-way

A passive aggressive , non emotional, smug faced, disrespecting, narcistictial, meth junkie CUNT that couple hops in search of meth fueld 3 way Fuck bangs
Yo so I was really starting to like Illy, but once I discovered she was the one that the phrase J-way originated from....I WAS LIKE ✌️🖕🖕🖕🖕
by Who am i? Me im jus me.. February 24, 2024
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Fun way Friday

1. A unnecessary driven route taken via golf buggy to waste company time. The route taken must be fun, fast, bumpy and explore the unexplored.

2. A work days amount of foreplay performed on a Friday.
1. The (insert boss's name) wants to to drop these drawings off. It's Fun way Friday, you know what to do.

2. You up for a Fun way Friday honey?? Pop a Viagra and lets hop to, its going to be a long day.
by MrEddyT January 13, 2021
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