Ur Dad

Like ur mom, but it's dad

Matthew: guess what
Jayden: what?

Matthew: I'm balls deep in ur dad's fat, juicy, hot, sexy ass rn
Jayden: choke

by urdadsfatjuicydick September 6, 2021

Dad Shimmy

The awkward shimmy Dad's do when trying to get through a crowded area without touching anyone.

Friend 1: Is your Dad trying to dance?
Friend 2: No he's just trying to Dad shimmy back to the grill.

by Can I Aliven't September 6, 2021

Spacey's Dad

a very hot, sexy, and fuckable man spacey's dad

I fucked spacey's dad 69,420 times.

by Spacey's Dad's balls September 14, 2021

Woke Dad

The father of a daughter (or daughters) who tries to be a progressive feminist ally but often misses the mark and is sexist by accident.

Jack: I'm not like other dads, I'm a woke dad.
George: How's that?
Jack: I tell my daughters to wear whatever they want on their instas, even if it looks slutty. After all, beauty is in the eye of the beholder!

by Doll.Face September 19, 2021

lana's dad

Lana's dad - typically used to refer to someone that is deceased.

Child: "Have you seen grandpa?"

Mom: "No, grandpa committed a lana's dad."

by AUST`N September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)-one who is both mom and and dad of the friend group

Ex. The mom-dad loved football and asked for an ice-cold beer, and made sure everyone was happy for the rest of the game.

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021

Mom-Dad

(n.)- A friend who is both the mom and dad of the friend group; someone who resembles both motherly and fatherly like features

The Mom-Dad loved football and made sure her friends still had a good time.

DS: Hey Lola?
Lola: Yeah?
DS: Are you the Mom friend of the group?
Lola: No, I’m the Mom-Dad friend of the group, Football!!!

by DSsquared2 September 20, 2021