A Near Miss Frog Kiss 

A “Near Miss Frog Kiss” is defined as coming close to making a choice that would have been wrong for you. It’s based on the old saying, “You have to kiss a lot of frogs before you meet your Prince Charming!”

“Wow Girl! You just had a Near Miss Frog Kiss. I know he might seem nice, but believe me girlfriend, he’s no prince!”

This phrase could also apply to any decision where you might have made a poor choice (buying the wrong car, wrong house or attending the wrong college)

A Near Miss Frog Kiss by Marcella Duvet May 14, 2011

window's kiss 

When you're taking a shit and the tip of your dick touches the inside of the porcelain rim.

So very skeeved out right now. I was dropping bombs and just felt the window's kiss.

window's kiss by Pluggy Poo February 24, 2014

Social Dementor's Kiss 

An extreme case of Social Dementorism in which the loser sucks up another person's entire lifestyle, from wardrobe to basic personality traits

Greg: "Whoa, that kid completely stole every aspect of your being!"
Mike: "I know! He performed the dreaded Social Dementor's Kiss."
Greg: "Yeah either that, or he wants to fuck you real bad."
Mike: "True... True."

Social Dementor's Kiss by the G-Bear March 2, 2014

brown eye kiss

The act to put someones eye on a messy anus to make a brown rim around an eye

Mmm baby lets get freaky...we can shit on each other or just do the brown eye kiss which one do you want

brown eye kiss by The dreamspider October 28, 2015

valkyrie's kiss 

Noun.
When a hot shell casing from a firearm burns your skin and leaves a visible mark. Also known as a Valkyrie Kiss, kiss of a Valkyrie, or a Gun Hickey.

I went to the gun range this week and got a Valkyrie's Kiss on my arm!

valkyrie's kiss by PewPewPew 'Merica May 31, 2018

Hershey’s Kiss 

When a male or female squats on their partners face during sex with their rectum above their lips. They then prerry dog their poop slightly on to their partners lips and retract it back in their rectum.

Hey, do you want Hershey’s kiss?

Hershey’s Kiss by ComponY1 November 27, 2018

PARKING LOT KISS OFF 

When you meet someone and take two different cars to a function, restaurant, sports game, graduation, movie and you're hoping to spend more time with them afterwards and you get to the parking lot and they go on their own in different cars.

Hey John how was your dinner? Dinner was good but I got the PARKING LOT KISS OFF.

PARKING LOT KISS OFF by JBCARLSBAD May 27, 2019