I don't care

I'm a fucken ass hole

I didn't do it because I don't care

by No brainer June 25, 2022

Don't take away his zaza

When you try to take away something from a cat that he's not supposed to have in his mouth in the first place.

Sometime relating to an obsession of some kind, or with a scrunkly cat.

Tom: Bro, don't take away his zaza !
Arthur: Bro i didn't know !
Tom: You fucking dumbass

by Catzthebest June 8, 2023

Don't be a Calanthe

The perfect way of saying the word cunt without saying it. You can often use any words of English literature to tell someone to simply "Don't be a cunt". But if saying the word cunt is a bit too bleak and to the point and you really wanna drive home how much you hate someone. Bring back the past in one of the most satisfying ways with the last name of someone you really despise.

Example 1:
Guy 1: Yo! Where the hell have you been?
Guy 2: I was just at some girl's house. I had to bounce, she was being a real Calanthe.
Guy 1: I feel ya bro.

Example 2:
Girl 1: Take your shit and get out of my house!
Guy 2: I get it! You're mad because someone was right about getting his computer hacked!

Girl 1: I'm just mad that he's way better at being likable than I am because I can only sway guys with ass and tits!
Guy 2: That's not the only thing you're really good at doing!
Girl 1: What? Me being a power hungry Reddit Karma whore?!?
Guy 2: No! It's being a Calanthe! Don't be a Calanthe!

by King/Diablo December 9, 2021

I don't wanna die

I don't want to die NO NO NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Reaper:You will die tomorrow.
You:NO, I don't wanna die.

by Phinbtxfjimk January 1, 2019

Don't worry.

Send this to people who feel only just to remind them that they aren't alone in this world. there's 7,8 billion other people in the world that you can be friends with. so dont worry about anything, dont worry about what you are going through and cheer up because im here for you. cheer up!

Cheer up bro/sis theres nothing that you cant go though, Don't worry. it just takes time and will. thats all.

by Hrisstiann :))) April 17, 2020

Don't get all worked up over things.

It is mean without too much emotion.

Whether there's an external change,react accordingly.Follow your instincts as primitive animals do.Don't get all worked up over things.

by donaaaa August 16, 2022

Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun...

Oh yeah! Look at that! That was a pretty quick 180! Pretty spry for an older gal! But what if you antagonized him into it? What if you antagonized him into doing the child murder, Megyn? Then what? Would you be liable then? Is it a hard-line on "buying him a gun?" Or would that apply too? I mean, I'm not a sycophant or anything but I think antagonizing the guy into doing the child murder is kind of "buying him a gun" adjacent, don't you think?

A shit-head "Well, I don't know, I mean... Maybe if you bought him a gun..."

Hym "What about antagonizing the child murder into doing the child murder? I don't know, I mean, maybe follow him around for years... Mirror the delusions of reference that are commonly associated with schizophrenia, except, deliberately... When he presses you on it you just double down and keep doing it... Is THAT equivalent, Megyn Kelly? Is that kind of like buying the guy a gun or is that not as bad? Are you liable then?"

by Hym Iam February 26, 2024