Christian persecution

Jesus christ guys, Christians are not being persecuted nor are they going to be.

Hym "Ope. Here we go again with the Christian persecution complex. Alright, let's here it... Oh? The most persecuted people ever and you're just a widdle goi and you didn't even do nuffin wrong? OK. Alright. Yep I see it. I see your baby that's- Um, great fantastic. Alright well I'm not persecuting you nor will I so, you know, go. Go get God or get my money or something. Alright?"

Christian persecution by Hym Iam December 9, 2025

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Christian Sandwich

A Christian sandwich is when one fucks a hooker on one day, then the next day they meet a Christian for a nice civilised dinner (like Christmas dinner) and the following day, the fucks another hooker. This is called a Christain sandwich.

dude 1: Happy Christmas bro.
dude 2: Yeah, it will be when i complete my Christian Sandwich.
dude 1: Nice going bruv.

Christian Sandwich by a_fool December 26, 2025

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Christian S

A term used to describe someone who talks commitment but consistently prioritizes their friends over their significant other, often paired with lying, emotional avoidance, and a tendency to cheat. A Christian S will swear they care—right before doing the exact opposite.

Often stereotyped (again, fictionally) as someone who has younger siblings, which they’ll somehow bring up as an excuse for their behavior.

Examples:
• “He said he was different, but that was peak Christian S behavior.”
• “If he keeps choosing the group chat over his girlfriend, that’s a Christian S.”

Christian S by youheheme January 5, 2026