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Chris Townsend

Townsend sounds like a upper class second name where the family sit in their house in Buckinghamshire and watch the golf whilst eating slightly salted crisps from Waitrose. However Chris Townsend is beyond all and is a sussy baka who has water so old on his shelf that it was probably on the table during ‘The Last Supper’. Although Chris Townsend is an excellent entrarnpeur and created Bussin Foods and SafeSpace which he presented in rather controversial ways, resulting in being the most hated man in the room. However many girls still wanted his cock. Shame those girls wanted every other lads cock too… overall Chris is an epic man and people around him respect him greatly, especially certain women ofc.
Chris Townsend, can we be a cute minecraft couple?
by Jcreen5 July 29, 2021
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Brooke and Chris

An amazing couple. They belong together brooke and chris are both sexy and amazing kissers. No couple is better than Brooke and Chris, you will never top them.
We ship you Brooke and Chris
by Idk-lol July 28, 2019
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Chris

Nope. Go fuck yourself Chris. I won't be redeemed for your amusement and I won't lift a finger for a positive outcome. The decision has been made and it's final.
Hym "I don't have to accept the veil of ignorance. Go fuck yourself Chris."
by Hym Iam September 26, 2023
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Chris

Honestly, if you haven’t seen this guys huge whale cock then honestly you are missing out. He’s a nice guy, and people may either call him YoungMoneyChris or the Albanian king. All in all huge whale cock and huge horse cock ready for his next victim to absolutely obliterate they’re ass holes. Watch out.
Yoooo, that Chris guy absolutely destroyed my ass last night
by Ctbayern November 22, 2021
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Chris

The defition of goated at overwatch , hell carry you in EVERY match you play with him, when enemy see they're goijng againts him they automactically Leave caise of how pro he is
Oh my god look at the enemy team they have CHRIS
by crispysoda34820 April 18, 2023
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Chris Carnage

Mr. Truth Will Be Heard guy.
OMG IT'S CHRIS CARNAGE, I HEARD THAT GUY IS THE MR. TRUTH WILL BE HEARD GUY.
by BroskiRBX September 25, 2020
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chris

He bites percs, he is a perc biter
He did not wash it down with water, he instead bit and chewed. That's some Chris shit.
by Thereal5ive February 14, 2024
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