your mom

a very well respected sex toy in witch 10 or more people have had their way with.

tell your mom i left my charger over there.

your mom by wwqq May 16, 2015

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Your mom

A person that I fucked last night and happens to like the taste of my dick.

Me and Your mom totally rocked in the bed.

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Your mom is your mom

Your mom by Batmanofdoom September 19, 2016

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Something people that are not funny tend to say to try to be funny.

Billy - So what did you do last night?
Retard - YOUR MOM!!1 Xd lmao lmfao lol

your mom by Kryptick July 30, 2016

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A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

your mom by SVSV November 11, 2016

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Bitch you know she cheating on you if another man makes her food and she eats it like she food cheating my man dump that bitch

Bro I think she is cheating

What why?

She ate kyles food last night

your girl eats another mans food- cheating

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the worst insult you can say to someone

like it will completely destroy someones will to live so be careful

i told him your moms gay lol and he killed himself

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