Poop Rock

1. A very hard poop usually in pellet size

2. A rock you carry with you to the restroom, it can be the same rock or a new rock dropped off each time

3. The rock that people often use to hide a key in front of their house, that very conspicuously looks more like a rock made of poop than a real rock

1. Man, I need to change my diet, I've been pooping rocks for weeks!

2a. Hey, can you pass me my poop rock? I need to make a pitstop.
2b. We are running low on poop rocks.
2c. If you are gonna be in there awhile don't forget*the* poop rock!

3 - To get into the house just grab the key under the poop rock out front when you get there.

by Riley85 February 8, 2022

Poop sex

When you make an ass and dick out of shit and proceed to make them have sex

Wow I had good poop sex last night

by hateroftheniggers February 11, 2022

Poop Tok

When you spend bathroom time on tiktok

“Has anyone seen james?” “he is apparently on Poop Tok right now”

by Mistah845 April 13, 2022

Poop Pimples

When have to poop so bad you get goose bumps.

Oh my god pull over I have to poop so bad I have poop pimples.

by notreallyfunnyatall April 16, 2022

Poop bugle

Mouth from which much garbage and trash talk is emitted

I told Geoff to shut his poop bugle before flies lay eggs in his mouth.

by Snakpak G December 28, 2020

Poop Gangster

A person who has bad swag and thinks their cool and uses the word poop or fart (immaturely)

Shawn is always talking to the girls but is very immature he’s a poop gangster.

by Dr. Fredrick Pinkleton January 11, 2021

Poop Amnesia

A mental phenomena in which the pooper pushes violently to the point of completely losing his/her train of thought. Can have long term effects.

I opened safari on my phone while on the toilet and before I could type my search in, all hell broke loose for a total of 3 seconds. When it was over, I couldn’t remember what I was going to look up. I had experienced poop amnesia.

by FattyOmega January 21, 2021