Red Velvet Cookie

To create a “Red Velvet Cookie” you must collect a month’s worth of period blood. Then, using some of the period blood as lube, you must collect a week’s worth of semen. Next, collect a large amount of fresh shit, then take all the ingredients, mix well, and leave alone for a week of fermentation. When ready, bake at high temperature until a nice crispy crust forms. Once you finish baking, you may eat your delicious treat, or share the snack with others.

Hey bro! I just finished making our favorite Red Velvet Cookies, you want some?

by Potato Salad 123 April 3, 2025

put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it

When a man pulls out of a man's butt and felches him.

Travis told his friend to put that cookie in your crock pot and smoke it. His friend punched him because he's not into felching.

by M@x Power August 16, 2018

Cookie rookie barred

To be absolutely baked

Yo, I'm cookie rookie barred right now, I think I'm trippin!

by DAFEEG December 20, 2016

Cookieing

The act of consuming a cookie

dude whats so hard to understand about cookieing

by TheLegendXXVII June 22, 2022

cookies and cram

When you use a cookie as a butt plug

Schmidt just did a cookies and cram and trained 3 asian males

by Trail of tears March 10, 2019

Golden cheese cookie

The sexiest woman to ever live

I love golden cheese cookie awooga

by GoldenScientist July 22, 2025

Cookie Peluso

Cookie Peluso is a half Gabriel half Cookie.

Yo is that Cookie Peluso the mort mangia cake

by Captain Talon February 19, 2025