Curb sack

A male prostitute.

Becky: Did you hear that John is so poor, that he has to be a curb sack now?
Valerie: Are you fo'real?
Becky: Yea, I am.
Valerie: Ohmigod. I'm totally telling everyone.

by themandarin September 6, 2013

cactus sack

1.) The act having sex with a cactus, usually in a desert in Arizona. When the male party is about to climax, he forcibly shoves his testicles against the cactus' most sharp needles. As he ejaculates onto the cactus, he then removes his testicles.

2.) Someone who performs this act.

3.) A red penguin with large nipples.

1.) I'm so horny, I could do the cactus sack.

2.) That guy is such a cactus sack.

3.) Why does that cactus sack have such bangin' tits?

by Upgraded Toast September 19, 2013

Sanitary Sack

to dip your balls in germ-x

After fucking that slut I used the sanitary sack method.

by Wonderballz November 8, 2013

monk sack

The religous practice of removing ones penis, but leaving the scrotum intact; thereby eliminating the abilty to perform sexual acts but not the desire. Often performed by Buhdist monks.

Monks have it rough! Imagine never being able to rub one out!

Why?
Because they have a Monk Sack!

by Twiste 13 December 2, 2013

cugal sack

A tight wrinkly possibly even hairy man pouch (aka nutsack)

That old ass man has a cugal sack this winter

by jakaoby February 9, 2014

Potato Sacking

The art of throwing someone over your shoulder and walking through public - acting like everything's okay.
The Potato Sackee (Person over the shoulder) can take up different positions on the shoulder to make things interesting.

Look over there, that guy is potato sacking. What a legend!

by HaydonWB February 16, 2014

Neck Sacking

Neck Sacking – resting ones testicles on one’s partners’ neck whilst receiving fallacial attention. Practiced widely in Transylvania and Merthyr Tydfil.

"Wow, the part of your body that distinguishes your head from your torso is perfect for neck sacking Mfanwy".
Slight pause as Mfanwy clears her throat! Fnar fnar!
"Well thank you Count, perhaps you could decorate it with a lovely necklace for me".

by Busty Gus March 30, 2014