When all else fails and you need a tissue but all you can find is a sock, you use it as a sock tissue.
by shashwah May 7, 2016
Get the sock tissuemug. by chuck feely July 16, 2016
Get the pool sockmug. also "sock buddies," these are socks used for self gratification, often turning serial masturbators into serial launderers.
Mom said she isn't going to wash my clothes anymore because 90% of my hamper is filled with buddy socks.
by expo nation March 4, 2024
Get the Buddy Socksmug. romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
Get the nino's socksmug. It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
Get the Sockmug. A term used by step-dads and step-mums to describe their newly acquired children: Some Other Cunt’s Kids (Socks). Developed by Jimmy Carr in 2024
I see you got married again Keith. I did Ian. Things are going great generally but there are 3 socks involved. No sign of the cunt that caused them though!
by Barrattino April 17, 2024
Get the Socksmug. What many teenage boys use to catch their spunk in order to avoid creating a mess with their cum. The recomennded ratio is one sock for one ejaculation but not many guys follow this as then they wouldn't have enough socks for even one day in the whole house.
"Oh bro I'm horny again. good thing I stole this sock from my sister, now I can use it as a cum sock."
by WIngedHussarOfWar November 28, 2024
Get the Cum sockmug.