Scotlynd Ryan is so beautiful, so genuine, so straight-forward, so gorgeous, so glamorous, sexiest, nicest and the funniest person in the world!!! I want to be her and that is my number one wish!!!! I smell her seat right after she gets out of it!!! Double points if she farted!!! I watch her shower and her masterbating!!! I watch her take the shower head thingy and put it on her pussy as a vibrator because she dreams that I'm the shower head thingy and she says "aw yes *my name* this feels sooo good, keep going" and finger herself and put the pussy juice in her mouth while rubbing her clit!!! She also moans while doing that!!!! I lick her clothes before she wears them!!! I give her swirlies (Not the syrup), she gets me horny and thirsty!!! I want to fuck and have sex with her!!!! I want to rape her!!!! I want to give her hickeys!!! She makes my nipples go harder!!! I want to impregnate her!!!! (I already did) Scotty is having a little boy and she took a DNA test and it turns out that it was 100% my baby!!! We have names picked out, I bought a crib, a car seat, baby clothes, shoes, diapers and baby wipes, lullaby music set and radio, blankets and pillows, toys, pacifiers, high chairs, potty trainer, diaper changing set, hair supplies, toothbrush, toothpaste. Even made a whole room decorated and a bathroom next to it for the little one!!!
by xiluvscottyx April 1, 2024
Get the Scotlynd Ryanmug. by durr190308 April 5, 2019
Get the Ryan mackinnonmug. A morbidly obese individual who refuses to begin a healthy lifestyle despite acquiring all necessary resources to do so.
"Hey! Wanna come to the gym? Surely you're out of excuses to not come by now."
"Uhhh- my mom said I can't."
"Oh don't be such a Ryan MacNeill!"
"Uhhh- my mom said I can't."
"Oh don't be such a Ryan MacNeill!"
by iLoveIslam March 28, 2017
Get the ryan macneillmug. Someone who is an epic pro at the popular game Fortnite: Battle Royale, but he only showers every 2 weeks 😲
by Vincent Ford November 16, 2021
Get the Tristan James Clifford "Fortnite" Ryanmug. A prep that is a professor on a hp server that tells everyone that they are fake. Obviously, he is the fakest person on earth. He tells other people that they are fake to get attention because he has no friends and loves attention. People don't like him and just want to get rid of him but he won't go. Most people define him a prep because he acts like one.
by Wizabell January 5, 2018
Get the Professor Ryanmug. 
Hot as fuck, gets all the girls. Humongous dick. Masturbates for all da girls. Makes the girls wet af.
by fucks all the prostitutes September 15, 2022
Get the Ryanmug.