Muffining

Pressing two peoples cheeks together by the dimple of your mouth and cheek. You are suppose to be holding for a long period of time while breathing and not talking.

Spencer I cannot wait to give you a muffin with you come over.

We are muffining!!

by HonestlyIdontknowwhyidothis January 8, 2021

patagonia muffin

When you try to create an argument but fall flat on your face

Damn, man that debate was a real patagonia muffin

by owsky123 September 30, 2016

Tuddle Muffin

The ultimate cuddle buddy. Simply put, there’s nobody better.

Get you’re own tuddle muffin, he’s mine!!

by Leriks1296 May 8, 2018

Crab muffin

When a woman has a big bush and crabs

This bitch issa Crab Muffin

by Nqbbs July 10, 2020

Muffin Butting

Muffin Butting is the act of inserting a muffin into ones rectum before expelling it through a bowel movement.

I spent yesterday Muffin Butting and have been clearing crumbs out of my ass for hours.

by Forth3k4de October 12, 2016

Easy Muffin

A thin and fragile white woman that others would describe as a “mud shark” or “snow bunny”

Oh your know Destiny? She’s such a easy muffin!

by Evilgay February 19, 2022

Muffin knobs

Love handles / muffin top Excessive fat carried around the lower torso.

Oh girl. Look at them muffin knobs. Better lay off the Twinkies.

by A_cunning_linguist June 8, 2013