cyber hoarder

When a person by the name of brew doesn’t delete apps on his phone

My hard disc is full..... (boyfriend) what a cyber hoarder!!

by RALPACHEZ July 10, 2018

Trojan Horse

When your female partner doesn't want to get pregnant, so the man secretly pokes a hole in the condom so his tiny soldiers can infiltrate the egg by surprise.

She made me wear a condom, but I Trojan Horsed her. Someone is gonna be sad about that missed period.

by ThatGuyDuh August 14, 2018

Charlie Horse

A Charlie Horse is a neck pain that some people wake up having after sleeping with their neck in a strange or uncomfortable position. A Charlie Horse makes it hard for someone to move their neck one way or another or even moving it at all without having it hurt.

Tommy: aww... I think I have a neck cramp, because it hurts to move!
Gretchen: why don’t you just call it a Charlie Horse?

by Stiff dead duck with flies August 14, 2018

Dry Horse

Someone with a big dick but no sense of humour.

Yeah the date went OK! My fanny is in bits but he is a bit of a dry horse.

by The Driest Horse August 21, 2018

silver horse

Commonly used as slang by Australians and Kiwis as reference to the beer Carlton Draught. The packaging of the product includes a 'silver horse' behind the logo.

Friend 1: Oi you wanna Carlton Draught?
Friend 2: A what?
Friend 1: Silver Horse mate

Friend 2: ohh fucken oath cunt

by SleezyJay September 7, 2018

hurricane hoarder

Someone who justifies cramming his home full of stuff by saying that it protects his home by weighing it down too much to be blown away in high winds.

Red Green gives humorous lectures about why men like to obtain/save stuff that they never use, but he never mentions the hurricane hoarder as another type of dude who possesses a valid-sounding reason for not re-evaluating. Maybe I should suggest that idea to him.

by QuacksO November 5, 2018

Whore horse

A girl that looks like a horse who tries to fuck everyone but no one wants it. Only the very desperate.

That’s whore horse is so depesprate she fucks her own brother that looks like a cow.

by Chicken nuggeter November 16, 2018