Dirty Roaming

To take ones cellular device and place it between your ass cheeks, (preferably when soiled and moist) for roughly 5 minutes. Then place the phone on a table or somewhere a loved one will her it ring. Proceed to call the phone and watch their face once they get a smell of your sweaty, vinegary open ass!

Last week after mowing my lawn and my crack was dripping a hybrid mix of mud and sweat, I though it would be nice to walk around the house with my wife's phone stuck way up close to my bung. I placed the phone on the kitchen counter and called it, my wife not only answered the phone and immediately threw it to the ground, she actually vomited and cracked the screen giving her "dirty roaming".

by NIKKY T February 2, 2014

dirty sancheese

While giving your gal some hot butt action, dip your forefinger into a jar of nacho cheese, paint a curlicued Mexican mustache on her upper lip, and yell, "Ole!"

That's a dirty sancheese.

Very classy.

Ben gave Amanda a dirty sancheese last weekend.

I hear she was so impressed, there's wedding bells in their future.

by scodder March 3, 2014

dirty garden

This is when a girl doesn't shave her pubic hair for a month then gets a severe case of crabs

"Did you hear about Susan? She has a dirty garden, no one will even touch her anymore!"

by DirtyDan4589 March 17, 2014

dirty skunk

The act of cumming in a girls mouth while she's on her knees and then immediately turning around and farting in her face.

That bitch was blowing me and I gave her the dirty skunk.

by Kdogg92178 November 25, 2014

dirty latiker

The act of jacking off with peanut butter instead of lube

I had a dirty latiker last night

by aintgottimefodat January 1, 2015

dirty flop

The act of covering the bottom of your scrotum with nasty things like old moldy cheese and slamming it on a lady's face.

Guy 1: what happened with you and Sam last night?
Guy 2: she was being a bitch so i dirty flopped her in the eye.

by RedPandaLover October 23, 2013

dirty umphries

When a subject that is spitting is restrained from spitting by way or use of a mask or barrier placed on the subject, then having their own spit rubbed back into their face.

Dude those cops gave that jerk a dirty umphries.

by johnnyalpha November 2, 2013