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Baby Bandit

So-Called notorious theives' that steal cum from sperm banks
"Did you hear about that Baby Bandit Heist?"
"Those crackheads got away with gallons of cum"
by Sly.Farron May 25, 2021
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baby giraffe

Smashing you're like a baby Giraffe Dude
by Juicy_Fruit_Snacks May 26, 2021
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Zoom Baby

A term of endearment describing a spanking new member of Alcoholics Anonymous, usually a millennial, whose sobriety has been achieved entirely in virtual reality, mostly on the Zoom platform.
We are happy to present 30 day chips to a couple of recent Zoom Baby members.
by FireMaidn May 28, 2021
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Zoom Baby

A newcomer, usually a millennial, whose recovery began at the onset of COVID-19 restrictions mid-March of 2020 and has progressed exclusively in virtual reality, primarily on the Zoom platform.
After a year in COVID lockdown, our first ever Zoom Baby is celebrating one year of recovery without ever having attended an in-person meeting, a truly remarkable feat.
by FireMaidn May 29, 2021
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Baby booger

A little baby that’s a noob and a bully but is nice at times
Dj:baby booger your fat
Baby booger:no your a fat he j
Dj:😭
Baby booger:just kidding you cool dj
Dj:YAY!
by Booger a boy June 1, 2021
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The Baby Wants

To satisfy a food craving in where a person typically a woman, wants to eat a non-healthy food option and feel better about removing the sense of accountability for the non-healthy food selection.
The Baby Wants some chocolate right now, and I can't deny what the baby wants.
by Lalamona5 June 9, 2021
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suck it baby

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
*grabs baby* "suck it baby"*THROW BABY ON FLOOR*
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