ur mom

its a joke mostly used by 10-14 year old people trying to make a joke and then misrbley failing

someone: "what are you doing" another person: "ur mom" or "ur mom is gay"

by olive is swaggy January 18, 2022

ur mom

a comeback so powerful that whoever receives it dies immediately because of how powerful ur mom is

Person one: you’re ugly
Person two: ur mom is ugly
Person one: dies

by yourFriendsal October 8, 2022

ur grandma have penis

Alongside the likes of "ur mom gay" and "ur dad lesbian", "ur grandma have penis" is a phrase that can be used to absolutely D E C I M A T E someone in an argument

Gay kid 1: I fucking hate you and ur dad lesbian
Retarded child numero dos: lol ur grandma have penis
gay kid 1: SNHPye8U(JWDOMINHUB*YH*_UE)(IJNWHUSD&C)(IJHOISHU)IUHEF)*YDSA*YHF)syh0IEUFH

by Link6456 March 14, 2018

Ur brother a mother

This is a term worse than "ur mom gay", "ur dad lesbian" , "ur granny tranny", or even "ur sister a mister"...
This should only be used a last resort and using this term liberally may cause the end of humanity

Greg: "ur mom gay"
Dave: well, "ur dad lesbian"
Greg: shit, well then that means "ur granny tranny"
Dave: "ur sister is a mister"
*Universe implodes, leaving Dave And Greg on a floating rock in space*
Greg: you pushed me too far
Dave: don't you dare say it i swe--
Greg: "ur brother a mother"
*entire quantum-verse crumples, releasing radioactive materials that prevent and form of human life from existing for the next century*

by SavageSpaghettiSixtus May 12, 2018

Ur mum gay

A insult used by many 6-12 and can easily be reversed by using a reverse card or saying no u

Bob:ur mum gay
Eric:no u

by Wikipedia boiiiiii January 11, 2019

ur mom

its just ur mom

hey guess what, what, ur mom! haha.
(i know,bad joke but still ur mom)

by gabe2261 November 4, 2022

ur nan a man

Not the worst insult in the universe, however a very bad one considering your nan is now a man. Similar to ur mom gay and ur dad lesbian but falls between ur grandpap a trap and ur sister a mister

Phillip: ur mom gay
Bert: no u
Phillip: ur dad lesbian
Bert: don't make me say it
Phillip: ur granny tranny
Bert: PHILLIP YOU LITTLE BITCH!
Phillip: ur grandpa a trap
Bert: ur nan a man

*An Entire Species Is Wiped Out On Earth*
*Pluto Implodes*

by DrueBoy May 11, 2018