When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
A left-handed turkey sandwich is better than no turkey sandwhich
by Wheresmymimi May 14, 2024
by 01011010 01101111 01101111 010 May 03, 2017
by spicylilcuban April 19, 2021
The process of reading the first and last chapter of a book, and then writing an essay about what you think the books insides are.
Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.
Educated guesswork using online summary sources are also a viable method of completing sandwich-reading.
I didn't read that book. I was only sandwich-reading it to make sure key points got introduced. I couldn't read the whole thing since I was too busy.
by Somegregoryguy January 23, 2023
Another word play this time on the australian veggie mite sandwich. The "spread"in this case would be a woman's quin. Hence a roundabout way of saying eating pussy.
by 4realazitgits April 10, 2021
Sam: Man, I'm a little buzzed, but I'm not quite there yet.
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!
Ed: Dude, do you want me to make you a weed sandwich?
Sam: Mm-mm! Sounds delicious!
by GAFood December 15, 2018
On one of those rare occasions where you go out cycling with both your friends pat and paul. They may ask to meet you at a quiet place where no one can see them making the p&p sandwich.
To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
To make the sandwich they will begin by pouring energy gels into your bibs while they both squeeze one out into their bibs. Once the gels have been poured, they both pull up on each other's bibs to spread the poo. Once it's been thoroughly spread, they strip down naked and climb into your bibs with one of them in front of you and one behind. they begin shouting p&p sandwiches while jumping up and down to smother your body with gel and poo. When they are satisfied with the spread, they will get out, put on their bibs and cycle home.
by S&H sigh co leen August 13, 2022