Penis Sandwich

A brief oral sex encounter. Requiring only a penis in your face

“Who was that guy the other night?”
“Oh, I don’t know his name. He was just a penis sandwich.”

by A vag salad December 26, 2024

turd sandwich

Implementing Agile as a project management tool. Specifically, the difficult and doubtful successful outcome to implementing an overly ambitious and unnecessarily complicated management plan.

The attempt to boostrap Agile in the middle of development is a real turd sandwich.

by Nope nope nope. May 5, 2020

World Sandwich

When you have a friend on the opposite side of the world and you two place a slice of bread in the ground

American friend: yo let's make a world sandwich

Indonesian friend: sure why not

*Both put a slice of bread in the floor*

by Fennecperson August 13, 2023

Compliment sandwich

A complement sandwich is when you have a negative thing to tell someone, but you sandwich it between two complements.

My boss came up to me today and said "I love your tie! You suck at your job. Great catch at the softball game!"

Thanks for the compliment sandwich, jerk.

by MacPherson McFly July 1, 2021

Let’s Pump This Sandwich

A creative way of saying “let’s head out”.

Used similarly to “let’s blow this popsicle stand”.

Mark: “You ready to get out of here?”

Jason: “Yeah dude, let’s pump this sandwich.”

by Ploozy June 17, 2024

Homie Sandwich

When you and and your homie DP a girl between you.

Sam: “Yo wanna make a Homie Sandwich with yo girl?”

Josh: “Sure thing my homie!”

by Homiesexual135 February 7, 2022

Smegma Cheese Sandwich

A sandwich made by putting smegma in a womans ass, letting it ferment for 1 week, and extracting it. Then, take earwax and mix it with the smegma, and ejaculate on the mixture. Served on wonder bread for the best taste.

Guy: I'm down to eat a smegma cheese sandwich with you.
Guy 2: Man what the fuck? Dont talk to me again!

by Shakespeare dihh August 6, 2025