Flip Muffin

A muffin that has been flipped.

An upside down muffin that is retarded and gay.

1. Mom, why is there a flip muffin in the kitchen?

2. Look at Christina, she's such a stupid flip muffin.

by beccab00 June 12, 2009

Road Muffin

The female equivalent of road head.

Man, I'm glad she wore a skirt so I could give her a little road muffin on that long drive.

by branda8888 January 4, 2010

Fuz Muffin

Is generally reffering to someone with a dirty pedro. This person would be related or called by a female or relationship figure. To be someones bear for instance,In this case a fuz muffin would be a male with a sanchez, pedro, or just plain hairy facial features during the act of loveable mention towards a boyfriend.

(Boyfriend walks in)(Girlfriend says) and i quote " Come hither my little Fuz Muffin" aka Mr Sexy

by MyMomHatesMe January 29, 2010

front muffin

see "fupa"

Santa has a voluptuous front muffin.

by maximarsergee February 1, 2010

fag-muffin

just someone who happens to be an idiot; something to call someone when they do something stupid

one of your friends comes up behind you and kicks your leg, you fall over and yell "fag-muffin" and inflict physical pain on him/her.

by lesley martins April 21, 2010

sazzle muffin

a slag term for vagina

I have an itchy sazzle muffin

I need to go get my sazzle muffin waxed

Your face looks like a sazzle muffin

by muff muff 325 October 25, 2010

Steamed muffin

The act of undressing a person and then having sex until your all steamy

Man 1: "Hey guess what i did to my girl yestarday!"
Man 2: "What? :P"
Man 1: "GAVE HER A STEAMED MUFFIN"
Man 2: "NEAT!"

by -DeViOuS- October 30, 2010