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Free Money

When a bet is so guaranteed to win to the point that you aren’t even risking anything
Man, I should’ve taken your bet that those two would get married, that was literally free money.
by Notnob January 7, 2024
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money

a scam created by the government to kill us all
John: Want free money???
Sam: KYS
by the only kys in 1 January 10, 2024
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Money Quote(Penny)

If you can master the Penny, You can master the dollar
Yo bro, what's that on quote
The Money quote(penny)
Yea
If you can master the penny, you can master the dollar
by Ms.Teehee January 23, 2024
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money shift

When you shift gears too aggressively and something breaks , usually costing thousands of dollars.
Damn i money shift-ed my new supra
by the avrg neo-nazi January 28, 2024
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Bunker money

The level of wealth people achieve that affords them the ability to build bunkers in case of a human extinction event.
Yo Dilbert made like $10m this year man. Dude has straight bunker money yo.
by WalterChronKite February 1, 2024
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Will money make me happy?

Yes. Absolutely. I created A.I. and I shouldn't have to work another day for the rest of my life. I've changed the world FOREVER.
Hym "The fat, useless vermin that surrounds me hold 2 contradictory positions. 1: That they are both happy and fine with their miserable gas station lives and 2: That I should be kept there as a form of punishment. Their life is the much-deserved punishment for their failure to work harder.... AND... They are happy and have a good life. No amount of hard work or self improvement gets YOU to A.I. and how would I know? Because you've been working hard up to this point and you are not me. You DIDN'T do what I did. I could have locked you in a room and given you an infinite amount of time and you STILL wouldn't have done it. Even THE EXPERTS... WEREN'T DOING IT. You need to stip trying to punish me and pay me for my contribution. If you're not going to stop I WILL give you something for which to punish me. I'll murder your fucking kids in whatever numbers I can manage. YOU'LL DESERVE IT and YOU'LL GET WHAT YOU WANT. Will money make me happy? Yes. I don't give a fuck about dopamine responses. I don't give a fuck about meaning. I give a fucking about not having to live a life the quality of which is determined entirely by my inability to aviod deranged fucking vermin. They're RIGHT to murder your kids. Every time. No questions asked. I don't even need to read the manifesto. Even now I still haven't read a single one. I know why you did it. I wouldn't even stop. And neither should you."
by Hym Iam February 2, 2024
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Money Grimer

1. A person that is generally all about the money; they don't care about the concept of wrong or right

2. An individual that is snobby about the cash flow or generally uses you for the money, as soon as they can't get money from you they are rendered useless

3. A bitch male or female that issues you a purpose to make you feel like you owe them something; whether or not you have paid them or not they might dwell on you either way
4. A Cock sucker that only comes around if you got them digits, if someone else has more cash you are a dweeb and you might see them again..
Money Grimming ass bitch that will only show love upon the cash, prostitute like mentality they be confirmed a Money Grimer
by HaloTheHalo February 2, 2024
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